Gerber's Lineup of Machetes

Looking at the projections for the ultimate survival scenario, it appears that Zombies ranked the highest of the current 6 votes.  So I decided to devote this week to must have melee weapons for the Zombie Apocalypse.

First, I would like to stress the importance of a good melee weapon (one that does not involve a projectile).  There will come a time when the loyal followers of this blog, Are You Ready, will run out of ammo.  Yes, we will all survive long enough to actually run out of ammo.  So there must be an alternative, fail safe way to ensure Zombie destruction.  Hence the need for a melee weapon...preferably one without the aid of gasoline.

Browsing YouTube, I found several videos of individuals showcasing their gear for the flesh hungry bone junkies.  And I have to say, poor form on many parts of these arsenals; four or five folding pocket knives.  In the words of Yayo in Get Shorty, "What the fuck you gonna do with that."

However, some the individuals enlightened me.  Gerber on of my favorite knife brands (yes, I know it is the town whore of knives) makes a pretty vicious looking machete for the a reasonable price.

Gerber Gator Machete at gerbergear

Furthermore, they have an even more Zombie worthy machete, the Gator Machete Pro.  Just looking it, who wouldn't want this in your arsenal of gear.

Gerber Gator Machete Pro at gerbergear